The Unified Tribes of Lagene is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hakeem Al'abad with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.613 billion Lageneans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Talubwe. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lagenean economy, worth 387 trillion Eunes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 107,310 Eunes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, windows in Talubwe don't have much of a view, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds. Crime is totally unknown. Lagene's national animal is the Green Anaconda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Indigenous Native Religiouns.

Lagene is ranked 296,441^st in the world and 16,039^th in Balder for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.53 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.