The Dominion of Lamakastan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.933 billion Lamakastanians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The very strong Lamakastanian economy, worth 186 trillion ouguiyas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 63,448 ouguiyas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 183,754 per year while the poor average 17,361, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lamakastan's national animal is the fornás, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lamakastan is ranked 102,303^rd in the world and 4^th in West Corvinia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,204.24 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.