The Hall Of Famer of Larry Walker is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Larry Walker with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, zero percent divorce rate, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.878 billion Larry Walkerians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Denver. The average income tax rate is 51.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Larry Walkerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,346 trillion Deneroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 123,801 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Babies are a small but significant export, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", and policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Larry Walker's national animal is the Zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Baseball.

Larry Walker is ranked 34,668^th in the world and 914^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.13 law-abiding acts per hour.