The Sun Kingdom of Lavoie et Saint Tuc is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 40.055 billion Tucians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.7%.

The all-consuming Lavoie et Saint Tucian economy, worth a remarkable 3,975 trillion piastres a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 99,239 piastres, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 361,607 per year while the poor average 19,354, a ratio of 18.7 to 1.

Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, and the nation leads Wysteria in per capita stalking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lavoie et Saint Tuc's national animal is the orangutan and its national religion is Church of Saint Marie.

Lavoie et Saint Tuc is ranked 134,375^th in the world and 31^st in Wysteria for Most Corrupt Governments, with 5.07 kickbacks per hour.