The Republic of Lemontea is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Sophia Langley with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.158 billion Lemonteans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemonade. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lemontean economy, worth a remarkable 1,872 trillion Lemons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 261,550 Lemons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, the government will gladly pay you next Tuesday for a hamburger today, private surgeons have been told to cut it out, and criminals identify as innocent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lemontea's national animal is the Quail, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lemontea is ranked 3,014^th in the world and 127^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 212 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.