The Isle of Leng is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lady Milena Kadath with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.886 billion Lengese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turrani. The average income tax rate is 8.1%.

The Lengese economy, worth 369 trillion barzels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 53,712 barzels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Lady Milena Kadath has just been declared ruler of Leng in an international press conference, chickens roam the streets freely, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Leng, and being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Leng's national animal is the sea fox, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is Tehom-Elism.

Leng is ranked 112,275^th in the world and 1^st in Vancouver Island for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.