The Confederacy of Les Etats Confederes is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 27.889 billion Les Etats Confederesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Spirituality, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Administration aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 23.1%.

The very strong Les Etats Confederesian economy, worth 733 trillion franc confedereses a year, is highly specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 26,305 franc confedereses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government is avowedly atheist, the country is preparing for war, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Les Etats Confederes's national animal is the bulldog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Les Etats Confederes is ranked 228,110^th in the world and 2^nd in Confederate states of america for Safest, scoring 25.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.