| Population | 17.443 billion |
| Capital | Kismayo |
| Leader | Madaxweyne |
| Faith | science |
| Currency | Shilling |
| Animal | Leopard |
The Kingdom of Libaax is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Madaxweyne with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.443 billion libaaxyada are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kismayo. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Libaax economy, worth a remarkable 9,642 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 552,809 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It is often said that only Madaxweyne could bring down Dàguó, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as libaaxyada. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Libaax's national animal is the Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is science.
Libaax is ranked 114th in the world and 2nd in the Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 537,530.36 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Libaax, the nation has nearly as many history museums as libaaxyada.
- : Following new legislation in
Libaax, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them.
- : Following new legislation in
Libaax, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.
- : Following new legislation in
Libaax, it is often said that only Madaxweyne could bring down Dàguó.
- : Following new legislation in
Libaax, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet.
- : Following new legislation in
Libaax, it's all quiet on the western front.
- : Following new legislation in
Libaax, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
- : Following new legislation in
Libaax, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
- : Following new legislation in
Libaax, generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery.
- : Following new legislation in
Libaax, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.













































































