The Kingdom of Libaax is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Madaxweyne with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.227 billion libaaxyada are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kismayo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Libaax economy, worth a remarkable 9,461 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 549,227 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People boast about their low income on their dating profiles, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', the new Libaax-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Madaxweyne is a silly poophead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Libaax's national animal is the Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is science.

Libaax is ranked 184^th in the world and 6^th in the Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 100 on the Human Development Index.