The Misunderstood Fortifications of Liberal Robenia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a foot with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.132 billion Robenians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of which is entirely addicted to opioids. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Liberal Robenian economy, worth a remarkable 5,335 trillion spankings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 278,893 spankings, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,591,411 per year while the poor average 2,774, a ratio of 934 to 1.

The government prefers to leave the past buried, the moon's craters are more numerous every day, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags, and half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Liberal Robenia's national animal is the famous cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is smokin weed everyday.

Liberal Robenia is ranked 294,282^nd in the world and 11,132^nd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.82 law-abiding acts per hour.