The Republic of Liberaltopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 41.671 billion Liberaltopians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The very strong Liberaltopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,918 trillion Diamond Tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 70,043 Diamond Tokens, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 334,113 per year while the poor average 8,624, a ratio of 38.7 to 1.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, and riots have broken out as a water shortage threatens Liberaltopia's stability. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Liberaltopia's national animal is the Jewel Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Liberaltopia is ranked 113,306^th in the world and 5,389^th in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 9.12 kickbacks per hour.