The March of Lilpet is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 8.125 billion Lilpetians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Lilpetian economy, worth 188 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports and Basket Weaving. Average income is 23,250 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lilpet's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lilpet is ranked 317,590^th in the world and 12^th in The Wild West for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 6,928.52 Standard Monetary Units.