The Republic of Lilvamp is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.114 billion Lilvampians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 17.4%.

The strong Lilvampian economy, worth 64.9 trillion bonks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,245 bonks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

There's a big brother in every prison, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó, and the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lilvamp's national animal is the capybara, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lilvamp is ranked 72,880^th in the world and 3,455^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 48,110.52 Standard Monetary Units.