The Adventures in Puerto Rico of Lin-Manuel Miranda is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.428 billion Lin-Manuel Mirandans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The strong Lin-Manuel Mirandan economy, worth 126 trillion ours a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is 37,040 ours, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 238,726 per year while the poor average 2,321, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lin-Manuel Miranda's national animal is the play, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lin-Manuel Miranda is ranked 167,478^th in the world and 1^st in bruno for Largest Populations, with 3.43 billion capita.