The Kingdom of Lindstaten is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King Karl VI with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.251 billion Linderians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rüselheim. The average income tax rate is 56.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Linderian economy, worth 430 trillion Brusses a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,335 Brusses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and cloud nine refers to the top floor of skyscrapers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lindstaten's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Lindstaten is ranked 226,638^th in the world and 57^th in Anteria for Highest Drug Use, scoring 74.88 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.