The Kingdom of Lindstaten is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Karl VI with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate population of 4.082 billion Linderians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rüselheim. The average income tax rate is 56.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Linderian economy, worth 349 trillion Brusses a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,657 Brusses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse, the latest Orange tablet's new peeling surface keeps the device always fresh, and shanty towns have formed around the newly rebuilt commercial district. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lindstaten's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Lindstaten is ranked 72,250^th in the world and 46^th in Anteria for Most Developed, scoring 69.82 on the Human Development Index.