The Holy Golden Imperial State of Lis Gomer is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Susan Delront with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.741 billion Lis Gomerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Gumer. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Lis Gomerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,532 trillion Imperial credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 327,196 Imperial credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,255,608 per year while the poor average 58,783, a ratio of 21.4 to 1.

Women who miscarry have their death-masks displayed in the Wax Museum's "Sociopaths and Serial Killers Exhibit", convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Lis Gomer's national animal is the panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Pierre Dubo.

Lis Gomer is ranked 34,515^th in the world and 1,602^nd in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,146.22 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.