The Republic of Loogootee is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Franklin Graham with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.734 billion Christians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Environment, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janesville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Christian economy, worth a remarkable 1,026 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 152,408 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 742,437 per year while the poor average 18,029, a ratio of 41.2 to 1.

Exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, travelers praise airports for their endless beige corridors, and the government throws money at problems when in a jam. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Loogootee's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christian.

Loogootee is ranked 89,601^st in the world and 1,125^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,614.04 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.