The Federation of Creberg is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Rafail Anthas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.652 billion Kanjians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rostov. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kanjian economy, worth a remarkable 1,596 trillion Kanjian robels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 240,064 Kanjian robels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands, the nation's security is vitally dependent on imports of Christianity, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, and citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creberg's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Creberg is ranked 300,250^th in the world and 323^rd in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 4.51 Obesity Rate.