The Dominion of Lorbian is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its state-planned economy, vat-grown people, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 256 million Lorbianians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 48.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Lorbianian economy, worth 8.93 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 34,882 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New vat-grown soldiers are as replaceable as bullets, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, and there's a hole in the heart of every Lorbianian city. Crime is totally unknown. Lorbian's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lorbian is ranked 20,274^th in the world and 1^st in Supa Squad for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 2 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.