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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 27thMost Subsidized Industry: 169thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 346th
The Los'onyy Imperiya of
Father Knows Best State
Prevyshe vsego! Smert' tem, kto protivostoit nam!
Los'on Vasya Privykia IV
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Lotion Empire

Population5.36 billion

CapitalLos'ongrad
LeaderLos'on Vasya Privykia IV
FaithSecular State

CurrencyLudons
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Los'onyy Imperiya of Lotion Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Los'on Vasya Privykia IV with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.36 billion Lotionese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los'ongrad. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lotionese economy, worth a remarkable 1,335 trillion Ludons a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 249,238 Ludons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 735,620 per year while the poor average 66,408, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

The government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, a soldier's body is a temple, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Ludons to support "struggling" industries, and soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lotion Empire's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Secular State.

Lotion Empire is ranked 62,259th in the world and 2,785th in The North Pacific for Most Average, scoring 40.72 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 27thMost Subsidized Industry: 169thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 346thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 350thMost Valuable International Artwork: 363rdMost Corrupt Governments: 840thLargest Black Market: 1,102ndMost Influential: 1,635thMost Primitive: 1,669thMost Efficient Economies: 1,763rdTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 1,800thRudest Citizens: 1,885thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,148thMost Avoided: 2,479thLargest Governments: 2,736thHighest Average Incomes: 3,315thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,678thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,731stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,905thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,940thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,318thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,409thLowest Crime Rates: 8,540thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,564thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,590thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 10,512thHighest Economic Output: 11,490thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,122ndMost Advanced Public Education: 17,185thMost Devout: 17,601st
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionLargest Black Market: 42nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 49th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 52nd in the regionMost Primitive: 62nd in the regionMost Avoided: 81st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 96th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 104th in the regionRudest Citizens: 113th in the regionLargest Governments: 126th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 142nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 160th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 166th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 167th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 180th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 269th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 307th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 356th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 357th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 362nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 368th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 434th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 527th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 591st in the regionMost Influential: 592nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 681st in the regionMost Devout: 811th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 865th in the region

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