|Leader||Los'on Vasya Privykia IV|
The Los'onyy Imperiya of Lotion Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Los'on Vasya Privykia IV with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.36 billion Lotionese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los'ongrad. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Lotionese economy, worth a remarkable 1,335 trillion Ludons a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 249,238 Ludons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 735,620 per year while the poor average 66,408, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.
The government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, a soldier's body is a temple, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Ludons to support "struggling" industries, and soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lotion Empire's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Secular State.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lotion Empire altered its national flag.
- : Lotion Empire altered its national flag.
- : Lotion Empire lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Lotion Empire, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons.
- : Following new legislation in Lotion Empire, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Ludons to support "struggling" industries.
- : Lotion Empire voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Promotion of Recycling".
- : Lotion Empire endorsed The Kingdom of Coluazuela.
- : Lotion Empire was endorsed by The Kingdom of Coluazuela.
- : Lotion Empire endorsed The Kingdom of Ozstan.
- : Lotion Empire was endorsed by The Kingdom of Ozstan.
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