The Holy Gold of Luadastmaa is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Veikko Alaja with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.726 billion Luadastmaas love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syväihmetys. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Luadastmaa economy, worth 517 trillion Brians a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 109,402 Brians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Babysitters are a thing of the past, cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, and diaper-wrapped falafel is a fan-favorite. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luadastmaa's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Shamanism.

Luadastmaa is ranked 332,413^th in the world and 272^nd in Forest for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -16.54 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.