The Kingdom of Lukowia is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 827 million Lukowskis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.1%.

The Lukowian economy, worth 41.1 trillion Plocks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 49,755 Plocks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and windows in Lukowia City don't have much of a view. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lukowia's national animal is the White Eagle.

Lukowia is ranked 132,838^th in the world and 9^th in Circumference for Nicest Citizens, with 13 average smiles per day.