Population | 3.948 billion |
Capital | lutsgrado |
Leader | Tzulik Trzuleczuk |
Currency | Rubljio |
Animal | Lagarto |
The Popular republic of Lutslavia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Tzulik Trzuleczuk with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.948 billion Lutslavians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of lutsgrado. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Lutslavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,069 trillion Rubljios a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 270,905 Rubljios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
At the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, and murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lutslavia's national animal is the Lagarto, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Lutslavia is ranked 292,259th in the world and 19th in GRAN PATRIA for Nicest Citizens, with 0.15 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lutslavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Lutslavia, murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts.
- : Following new legislation in Lutslavia, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
- : Following new legislation in Lutslavia, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
- : Following new legislation in Lutslavia, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold.
- : Lutslavia lodged a message on the Arakeia Regional Message Board.
- : Lutslavia lodged a message on the Arakeia Regional Message Board.
- : Lutslavia lodged a message on the Arakeia Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Lutslavia, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects.
- : Following new legislation in Lutslavia, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.