The Rightly Guided Jamahuriyeh of Lysheim is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Amal Ayad with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.715 billion Lyshians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bei'mujeen. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lysheimian economy, worth a remarkable 4,341 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 259,743 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?", the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and religious education is a new government priority. Crime is totally unknown. Lysheim's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Lysheim is ranked 270,454^th in the world and 61^st in Gay for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 603.74 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.