The Democratic Republic of Tosler is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Liam Ossoff with a fair hand, and remarkable for its conspicuous electricity pylons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.311 billion Toslerians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lexington. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Toslerian economy, worth a remarkable 6,123 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,506 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, if someone says there's plenty of living space in Tosler they're lyin', ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, and exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies". Crime is totally unknown. Tosler's national animal is the Raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Tosler is ranked 291,990^th in the world and 53^rd in Gay for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.24 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.