The Archangelic Legion of Magdalene Romania is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Anatolie Ardealeanu with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.292 billion Romanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of București. The average income tax rate is 29.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Romanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,805 trillion romanuls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 194,354 romanuls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and rumor has it that Anatolie Ardealeanu has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magdalene Romania's national animal is the lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Valentinianism.

Magdalene Romania is ranked 282,254^th in the world and 39^th in Pecan Sandies for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.54 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.