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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,321stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,755thMost Conservative: 1,838th
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Magecastle Embassy Building A5

Population472 million

CapitalThe Magecastle Embassy Complex


The Colony of Magecastle Embassy Building A5 is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 472 million Ambassadors are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Magecastle Embassy Complex. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.1%.

The strong Ice economy, worth 28.9 trillion guineas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,128 guineas, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Children often kick eagles for amusement, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward, and attempts at growing pineapples in the desert have been unsuccessful. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Magecastle Embassy Building A5's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Magecastle Embassy Building A5 is ranked 278,469th in the world and 12,606th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -10.72 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,321stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,755thMost Conservative: 1,838thTop
Most Primitive: 4,710thMost Influential: 5,035thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,409thTop
Fattest Citizens: 15,336thMost Authoritarian: 15,486thMost Patriotic: 16,462ndMost Devout: 21,514thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,315thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,428thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,833rdMost Avoided: 24,987th
Most Conservative: 46th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 48th in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 145th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 250th in the regionMost Avoided: 353rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 390th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 533rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 607th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 654th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 691st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 702nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 767th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 822nd in the regionMost Extreme: 902nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,012th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,031st in the regionMost Influential: 1,049th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,119th in the region

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