The Republic of Mambo 211 is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 505 million Mambo 211ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, with Healthcare, Public Transport, and Defense also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.5%.
The strong Mambo 211ian economy, worth 28.5 trillion izerns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,483 izerns, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.
An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 211's national animal is the izern, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Mambo 211 is ranked 109,983rd in the world and 636th in Izern for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 774.22 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Mambo 211 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
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Mambo 211, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
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Mambo 211, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 211, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 211, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 211, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
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Mambo 211 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
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Mambo 211, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 211, throwing a sickie is a serious crime.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 211, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens.




















