The Republic of Mambo 26 is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.113 billion Mambo 26ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 47.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Mambo 26ian economy, worth 78.1 trillion Izerns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,188 Izerns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, blue bloods are welcome in Mambo 26, even God cannot save you in Mambo 26, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 26's national animal is the Izern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Mambo 26 is ranked 318,700th in the world and 857th in Izern for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.4 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
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Mambo 26 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
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Mambo 26, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
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Mambo 26, even God cannot save you in Mambo 26.
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Mambo 26, blue bloods are welcome in Mambo 26.
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Mambo 26, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
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Mambo 26, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
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Mambo 26, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
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Mambo 26, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
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Mambo 26 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
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Mambo 26, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations.














