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Most Armed: 16,510thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,343rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21,159th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Izern
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Mambo 57

Population1.049 billion

CurrencyIzern
AnimalIzern

The Republic of Mambo 57 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.049 billion Mambo 57ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 67.1%.

The very strong Mambo 57ian economy, worth 77.6 trillion Izerns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 73,946 Izerns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, schoolchildren are divided over Leader's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and people transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 57's national animal is the Izern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mambo 57 is ranked 44,385th in the world and 154th in Izern for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,124.82 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Most Armed: 16,510thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,343rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21,159thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,601stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24,510thNicest Citizens: 27,025thMost Compassionate Citizens: 29,655thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 30,995th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 50th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 67th in the regionMost Armed: 79th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 57, people transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 57, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 57, schoolchildren are divided over Leader's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 57, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 57, the might of the entire Mambo 57ian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 57, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 57, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 57, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 57, mechanics are often exhausted by their work.
  • : Following new legislation in Mambo 57, residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants.

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