The Republic of Mambo 95 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 933 million Mambo 95ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 65.8%.
The powerhouse Mambo 95ian economy, worth 76.0 trillion currencies a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,509 currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
There has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 95's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Mambo 95 is ranked 252,329th in the world and 504th in Izern for Largest Populations, with 933 million capita.
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Mambo 95 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Accessible and Longest Average Lifespans.
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Mambo 95, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
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Mambo 95, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
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Mambo 95, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
- : Following new legislation in
Mambo 95, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
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Mambo 95, there is one competing standard.
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Mambo 95, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
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Mambo 95, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
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Mambo 95, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
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Mambo 95, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.























