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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,221stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,268thMost Pacifist: 1,386th
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Strength Through Compassion
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Marimoland

Population13.885 billion

CapitalPlantropolis
LeaderA pair of rather dazzling Shoelaces

Currencyhug
Animaltardigrade

The Republic of Marimoland is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by A pair of rather dazzling Shoelaces with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.885 billion Marimolandi are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plantropolis. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Marimolandish economy, worth a remarkable 2,062 trillion hugs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,505 hugs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marimoland's national animal is the tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Marimoland is ranked 256,974th in the world and 13,593rd in Lazarus for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.38 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,221stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,268thMost Pacifist: 1,386thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,645thNicest Citizens: 1,919thBest Weather: 2,136thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,260thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,453rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,529thMost Accessible: 2,679thMost Inclusive: 2,970thHealthiest Citizens: 3,045thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,160thSafest: 3,210thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,274thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,549thHighest Food Quality: 3,703rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,135thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,137thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,515thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,953rdMost Developed: 5,041stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,279thSmartest Citizens: 6,470thLargest Governments: 6,563rdMost Rebellious Youth: 7,217thMost Cultured: 7,448thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,785thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,488thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,824thMost Secular: 9,932ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,939thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,324thHighest Economic Output: 15,686thNudest: 16,585thTop
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Most Income Equality: 23,805thMost Efficient Economies: 26,569thHighest Average Incomes: 26,643rdMost Subsidized Industry: 28,572nd
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 52nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 53rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 62nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 71st in the regionNicest Citizens: 82nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 108th in the regionBest Weather: 109th in the regionMost Inclusive: 111th in the regionMost Accessible: 111th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 122nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 130th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 135th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 151st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 165th in the regionSafest: 166th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 171st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 186th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 196th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 197th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 203rd in the regionMost Developed: 253rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 271st in the regionLargest Governments: 304th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 306th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 307th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 323rd in the regionMost Cultured: 373rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 394th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 420th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 436th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 444th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 468th in the regionMost Secular: 549th in the regionNudest: 562nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 681st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 907th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 954th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,002nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,302nd in the regionLargest Populations: 1,472nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,707th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Marimoland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments and the Top 5% for Nudest.
  • : Marimoland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest and Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Marimoland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Marimoland's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in Marimoland, representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa.
  • : Marimoland altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Marimoland, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Marimoland, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Marimoland, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs.
  • : Following new legislation in Marimoland, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.

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