The Queendom of Marrigoldria is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Madeline Analynn with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 17.703 billion Marrigoldrians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Immanence. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Marrigoldrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,889 trillion Marrigolds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,715 Marrigolds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit, the Great Marrigoldrian Tar Cloud can be seen from space, and search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marrigoldria's national animal is the Zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Marrigoldria is ranked 312,246^th in the world and 192^nd in Britannia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -13.08 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.