The United Kingdom of Technocratic Britain is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 907 million British are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 45.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant British economy, worth 21.4 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 23,581 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomacy is a foreign concept to British, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and Supreme Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Technocratic Britain's national animal is the Lion.

Technocratic Britain is ranked 226,859^th in the world and 124^th in Britannia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 269.87 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.