The Republic of Mist Islanian is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The President with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 14.637 billion Mist Islanianians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zerait. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Mist Islanianian economy, worth a remarkable 2,462 trillion litas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,208 litas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 516,200 per year while the poor average 42,400, a ratio of 12.2 to 1.

The Zerait Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done The President's credibility no favours, and if the best leaders are those who don't want to lead then The President's lack of leadership must be a great leadership quality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mist Islanian's national animal is the bearded dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Mist Islanian is ranked 90,420^th in the world and 4,697^th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,502.1 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.