The United Kingdom of Mnopfafnev is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.274 billion Mnopfafnevians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 58.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Mnopfafnevian economy, worth 333 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 32,465 Shiny Green Things, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, recognizing the Mnopfafnevian flag qualifies you for citizenship, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft, and children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mnopfafnev's national animal is the Rattlesnake.

Mnopfafnev is ranked 59,020^th in the world and 3,081^st in Osiris for Largest Black Market, with 10.0 trillion Standard Monetary Units.