The Big Kingdom of Mobile dic is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Geraldo Cruz Castiglione with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.94 billion Mobiledicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Puerto. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Mobiledician economy, worth 368 trillion Limassols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,215 Limassols, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 460,270 per year while the poor average 24,087, a ratio of 19.1 to 1.

Political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Geraldo Cruz Castiglione's throne, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, all facts are created equal, and it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mobile dic's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism.

Mobile dic is ranked 21,139^th in the world and 1^st in Consigahrian Imperial Protectorates for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,997.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.