The Theocracy of Modern finland is a huge, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic, devout population of 629 million finnishes enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Modern finlandian economy, worth 29.9 trillion fiincoins a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 47,546 fiincoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas, it's illegal to be caught on tape, people don't want any foreign rubbish, and Leader can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Modern finland's national animal is the Tiger shark, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Modern finland is ranked 46,319^th in the world and 460^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.