The Capital City of Mogadishu is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 26.053 billion Mogadishuans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Welfare and Law & Order not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogadishu. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mogadishuan economy, worth a remarkable 6,289 trillion shillings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 241,415 shillings, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,243,269 per year while the poor average 2,400, a ratio of 934 to 1.

Concussed lionball players cannot remember their lineup position, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Mogadishu for fear of causing a fuss. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mogadishu's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mogadishu is ranked 279,474^th in the world and 10,621^st in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -329.36 on the Scary Big Number Scale.