The Evening Dews and Damps of Mol-1 is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, devout population of 23.153 billion Mol-1ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 39.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Mol-1ian economy, worth 849 trillion $$s a year, is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,705 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, and citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mol-1's national animal is the laughing swordfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Mol-1 is ranked 175,030^th in the world and 1^st in Molokai for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 438.34 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.