The People's Republic of Moldtina is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King J of Moldina with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 1.724 billion Moldtinans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moldina City. The average income tax rate is 44.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Moldtinan economy, worth 171 trillion Moldols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,478 Moldols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, anti-government web sites are springing up, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moldtina's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Moldiology.

Moldtina is ranked 164,942^nd in the world and 99^th in Philosophers for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 381.52 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.