Population | 7.347 billion |
Currency | franc |
Animal | kangaroo |
The Republic of Molies36 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.347 billion Molies36ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Molies36ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,886 trillion francs a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 256,719 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, and pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molies36's national animal is the kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Molies36 is ranked 46,263rd in the world and 2,586th in Lazarus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 55,451.51 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Molies36 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Economic Output, Most Developed, Most Advanced Public Education, and Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Molies36, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.
- : Following new legislation in Molies36, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
- : Following new legislation in Molies36, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications.
- : Following new legislation in Molies36, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
- : Following new legislation in Molies36, third world countries are rich in "I Love Molies36 City" t-shirts.
- : Molies36 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Molies36, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.
- : Following new legislation in Molies36, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
- : Following new legislation in Molies36, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.