The Commonwealth of Monianoli is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.077 billion Monianolians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Monianolian economy, worth a remarkable 9,256 trillion Kols a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 575,774 Kols, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,786,058 per year while the poor average 142,909, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Bizarre-looking creatures called 'Owldogs' dominate wildlife preserves, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", Monianoli City's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Monianoli's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Monianoli is ranked 292,966^th in the world and 7,223^rd in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.26 law-abiding acts per hour.