The Republic of Monteviro is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Daiya Fortuna with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.317 billion Monteviroans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Von Hresvełg. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Monteviroan economy, worth 670 trillion Ropunds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,243 Ropunds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements, and people are now buried six inches under. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monteviro's national animal is the Aolenus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Monmonism.

Monteviro is ranked 158,149^th in the world and 40^th in Kantrias for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 820.38 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.