The Matriarchy of Mossed Up is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 598 million mosses live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The thriving moss economy, worth 35.1 trillion mosses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 58,774 mosses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 208,042 per year while the poor average 11,988, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mossed Up's national animal is the seal moss, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Mossed Up is ranked 108,973^rd in the world and 26^th in Timoria for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,850.36 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.