The Omni-Reality of Mountains and Volcanoes is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Issac Dibjira Malenfant with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, free-roaming dinosaurs, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.776 billion Volcanoesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ultimate Outer Chaos. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mountains and Volcanoesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,209 trillion Eldritch Stars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 203,420 Eldritch Stars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long, AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners, and tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mountains and Volcanoes's national animal is the First Corrupt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cosmicism.

Mountains and Volcanoes is ranked 288,803^rd in the world and 11,331^st in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 3.91 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.