The People's Republic of MPM1 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Marcelo Perez with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.638 billion MPM1ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jedis. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming MPM1ian economy, worth 420 trillion Pesos Uruguayos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 115,542 Pesos Uruguayos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked, and small patches of desolate land across the world are part of MPM1ian sovereign territory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MPM1's national animal is the Puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

MPM1 is ranked 272,150^th in the world and 10,018^th in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -254.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.