The Terrible Swift Sword of MSea is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 28.932 billion MSeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 28.7%.

The powerhouse MSean economy, worth a remarkable 2,083 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,003 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

People who have lived their entire lives in MSea are shocked to discover that they are not citizens, college students sell their most valuable possessions just to afford pizza, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MSea's national animal is the ^-^, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

MSea is ranked 7,959^th in the world and 1^st in Mediterranean Sea for Largest Populations, with 28.9 billion capita.