The Republic of MTFC is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.483 billion MTFCians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.6%.
The frighteningly efficient MTFCian economy, worth 286 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,190 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, and young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MTFC's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
MTFC is ranked 54,522nd in the world and 2,738th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,829.29 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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MTFC's influence in Lazarus rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
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MTFC was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces, Most Patriotic, and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
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MTFC, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield.
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MTFC, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons.
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MTFC, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers.
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MTFC, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired.
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MTFC, the state-controlled media salutes those about to spy.
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MTFC, the terminally ill are applying for visas from their bed.
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MTFC, people who eat pizza with lactase supplements are arrested by the flavour police.
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MTFC, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.




















