The Matriarchal Mycorrhiza of Mushiestan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Mothershroom with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 4.528 billion Mushies are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port O'bello. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Mushie economy, worth 316 trillion Sporebucks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,007 Sporebucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, many in Mushiestan are born in the purple, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mushiestan's national animal is the slime mould, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mushistrian.

Mushiestan is ranked 13,286^th in the world and 2^nd in Corrucord Coalition for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,453.87 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.