Population | 46.195 billion |
Capital | Muspell |
Leader | God-Emperor |
Faith | Surtr-worship |
Currency | ISSP Credit |
Animal | homo sapiens |
The Brennanndi Ríki of Muspellheim is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by God-Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 46.195 billion Muspellsons are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muspell. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Muspellheimian economy, worth an astonishing 30,625 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 662,952 ISSP Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,688,318 per year while the poor average 31,443, a ratio of 149 to 1.
The monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection, declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing God-Emperor to progressive thinkers, environmental legislation occurs cyclically, and AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Muspellheim's national animal is the homo sapiens, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Surtr-worship.
Muspellheim is ranked 306,883rd in the world and 40th in Scandinavia for Most Cultured, scoring -247 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and Anglosphere.
- : Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and True Waskaria.
- : Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and Nelumbo.
- : Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and Modorra.
- : Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and Volkisch Sparta.
- : Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and Lewisham Library.
- : Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and The Reich.
- : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth.
- : Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and Det Internasjonale Forum for Kyllinger.
- : Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and The shadow realms.